Went off on a rant because I’m constantly reminded of how people don’t think before they speak.
come on and slam
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
|—||Sheryl Sandberg, Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead (via larmoyante)|
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
|—||R.J Anderson, Ultraviolet (via oxfay)|
mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*
Happy 25th, Mother, you fabulous game series, you!